Screw it.

I think I've exhausted the possibilities for headings that describe my inability to update on time. You know what? Don't care. I just survived my first semester of grad school, and had a brilliant GPA for the first time in collegiate history. 'Nuf said.

Anyway, there's too much to update, and I've got a drawing class (!) in a few minutes. Today's important bit of fun: my latest column for the BG News. It's priceless. Someone actually e-mailed me to state, and I quote, "You have to be the biggest dumbest idiot on campus."

Bless his little heart.