Happy Birthday, the Milk!

Wow... I'm so proud. Today was the one month anniversary of the gallon of milk in our fridge. Tony and I bought a cake, and held a surprise party for the milk. After the clock chimed midnight, we tossed the month-old milk out into the trash...

...because, seriously, it was expanding gaseously. And it was leaking noxious fumes.

Ah, milk... you were such a constant part of our lives. We will never forget you.