Last week I had the strangest dream...

A little Postal Service there for the kids.

Seriously, everybody's been posting dreams. So here's one to run by your nearest Psych major:

There's a middle-aged newscaster sitting at a desk. The graphics on screen indicate a news channel akin to CNN or FoxNews. The man is wearing a hat that resembles the offspring of a Russian bearskin cap and an upper Midwest hunting cap. He then procedes to recite the entire alphabet in a straightforward and journalistic manner. When he reaches 'Z', that's when I wake up.